Was that supposed to be a compliment?

Good morning!! I'm sure if you're on online dating like I am, you get a sundry of "compliments" on a regular basis. I just wanted to share a quick post about a few that I've gotten lately that I thought were really funny, and/or annoying!

• Guy: You look like the Queen

          Me: No...she's 90. I don't look like her at all. (I'm in my mid 30's for the record)
         
          Guy: Well, you are prettier

• Guy: You're really beautiful (his profile says he wants a relationship btw)

          Me: Awww thank you so much! How are you today?

          Guy: Wanna F**k?

          Me:

• Guy:  Your eyes shine brighter than the Sun on Neptune. I could look into them and get lost for years.

         Me (to myself): I'm clearly not answering this crazy. I'll probably end up tied up in his shed. 

• Guy: hi your really pretty and my name is greg* and i think we have alot in common and do you like to fish drink beer eat tacos?

         Me (also to myself): Not answering this because you clearly don't believe in punctuation "greg".  For the record, I do like to fish, drink beer and eat tacos lol

There are so many more that I could type but I'm out of time.  I'll do a Part II at a later date! Dating is super fun!!